who would you save?

today on the radio, i heard the djs asking a question. it's the kind of question i'm sure alot of ppl have been asked and answered before.

well anyway, the question is, "if there's a flood, like the Noah's ark kind of flood (big and everthing is under water and destroyed), who would you save? your mom? your partner? or your pet?"

there were alot of answers and reasons from the djs and the people they asked on the street, like my mom, my husband, my cat, my dog blah blah blah.. but there were two really 'interesting' ones i thought i'd share with my 'interesting' frens:

1. dj 1(asking dj 2): who would you save?
dj 2: i'd save my mum.... (awww... that's so sweet...)
dj 2 (continuing): cuz she's kinda meaty (which means kinda fat)... (i was thinking when he said that that maybe he would save her cuz she's fat and might sink. haha)
dj 2 (finishing his sentence): so if there is a lack of food, we could maybe eat her or something. (what??!!!! are you seriously thinking of eating your mum? FREAK!!)
dj 1: you're weird you know tat? (ya.. we all know tat very well)

2. a person interviewed on the streets: i'd save my fish
dj back in studio: the freaking fish can SWIM in the FREAKING FLOOD!!!!!!!

there is something seriously wrong with the people of this world. -_-"

may GOD have mercy on us............................................