amazingly stupid news for the day

A famous and influencial Bollywood star and also previous Miss World, recently got married to a banana tree. That's right! You didn read wrongly! She got married to a freaking BANANA TREE! Apparently, a bomoh or someone like that told her that she and her fiance were not suitable for each other and that they would eventually be divorced. But according to local beliefs, if you get married to a banana tree, things would be better. So, she went out and CHOSE A SUITABLE BANANA TREE (it's like she's choosing a suitable boyfriend! at least you don't have to go out to the field everytime you want to see your boyfriend!) and had a very formal and big wedding with the banana tree! She's a previous Miss World (as in they're supposed to be beautiful and educated at the same time) and yet............................. hehe.... speechless!